When is it too much?

I have an issue and I cannot disclose the workings of it

all I can do is dance around the fact that I am right in all rights and dumb and dumber are well frankly the dumbest!!!

I don't like getting involved unless, I want to and I need too.

I need to, want to as well for the sake of Dumber's Spawn

But dumb doesn't want me involved, I can feel it,..

and dumber, is what dumb is.........

I am broken because I want to help

to share the light and knowledge but it seems in the 3 days that spawn has been with us

The dumb and dumber can sign their names on the dotted line

Welcome to the Dumbest show ever, staring,... a sweet wee spawn

who doesn't have to be dumb

So if you can follow the story you'll see what I mean

I think I am already too emotionally involved

So much that I am having dumb dreams~

do you know what I mean

Gives you Hell!

This is for

The PTA President and her minions

My OB Doc's Nurse

That Granny That Cut me off

Ms. Polly

The White trash Mom with the Barefooted children in the snow

The 2 redheaded Daycare moms

Whom ever invented the IUD

The people who say my "gift" is from the "devil"

99% of the people I went to High School with

Anyone who told me I can't

Capital One

and most democrats

Btw, I HATE YOUR FACE!!

All I want

I am an awful creature,

the tunes of we 3 kings and all I want for Christmas surround my head

and I do not shew them away, I quietly embrace them

Yeah I am one of those

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

YAY!!! CHRISTMAS

Okay don't hate me, It just is such a wonderful time of year and I won't bring it up again (maybe) until after Thanksgiving,~K

But as I am thinking

If I could have one thing, any one thing for Christmas

what would it be

It would be a House!

I want a house, not a condo or a town home or even a duplex

A HOUSE to make my home

preferably 4 bedrooms and 3 baths with a hot tub

just the bare minimums,..

So I will now ask of you the same thing,...

If you could have just one thing what would it be???

IUD,.. I~U DON'T!

I had an IUD put in a week ago today

I had the damn thing taken out today!

Aside from reading horror stories after it was put in

I started bleeding like crazy right away

And it was worse than any period I had ever had,..

not only that during my dance with the IUD

I had the urge to "push" several times

So why the heck am I writing about such craziness

I want you to know what I went trough just in case

The IUD came recommended by a friend,..

A friend who is now getting it removed after I brought some things to her attention

The massive weight gain,

The fats deposits that make home in the gut

and the general feelings of being overwhelmed

Which she experienced all of them in her 16 month trial with the mirena IUD

I wasn't about to gain massive amounts of weight,..

nor was I interested in the major blood loss, cramping or urge to "push"

So I called the Docs and said I want it out

The Nurse NAZI, stated that I might have postpartum,....

I was like no, I just want it out

Not to mention the hormones,... I don't want no stinkin hormones!!!

It started to dry up my milk and I had to use fenugreek to help me out!

So I made my decision to get that damn thing pulled

In my defense, or I should say the IUD's defense, I should have done more research, But this is just one more time I was caught not being perfect, awe crap, what is that like 3 x's in my life now?!?!

So there I was in the office feeling like an ass for having a birth control method for a week,..

but I just "felt" like I needed it out,..

So it is supposed to be quick and easy,..

MY ASS!!!

THEY COULDN'T FIND IT
TO REMOVE IT!!!!

It was put in a week ago, COME ON!!!

Are you kidding me??

Nope

They had to call in another Doc, and she couldn't find it either

So it was off to the ultrasound room once again,..

3 kids in tow with a sheet wrapped around my ass,..

Oh, it was golden!

I had to get one of those sexy internal ultrasounds, and you know which ones I am talking about,.. A single woman's dream,...YUCK!

Movin it all over trying to find that damn IUD

and they did,...

THANK God!

but those lil' strings,.. were all curled up

So between have my legs wide open, all their trinkets in my crotch and the ultrasound

Success!

It was removed!!!

They said that my body was rejecting it,.. I was like duh!

(even though I was basically begged to keep it in like 5 x's no joke)

The happiest day like ever!!

I bribed the kids ( for sitting still and being good, and they so were considering) with a "special" drink from Starbucks

and I got one too

A Mint Mocha Frap,.. oh Yummmm

So with that, this Sassy Mama, does not recommend the IUD to anyone!

Stay on the Sunny Side!

The Spirit has moved me

and so it has begun, the start of a new chapter in my life

With all of the turmoil surrounding me and so many others

whether it be financial, emotional, social, health or family oriented

we all have something going on,...

Something we would like to work through

something,.....

So the spirit has moved me and it is time to pick up where I left off

I have left lil' hints to the fact that I am a mystic

I have even become very creative in giving advice without sounding kooky

I have been an Angel Reader for 6 years

before that I just thought I was weird

I was coached by an accredited Angel Therapist

under Doreen Virtue

at some point I plan on getting certified as well

As of now

my gifts have been spread by mouth

I have been paid between $50~$100 an hour

I have given a lot of freebees

and do trades often

I have been on a hiatus

due to moving, layoff, children,...and that a good reader has to be center in themselves in order to lovingly guide others

I have decided to share with you

I have opened this up to all the the friends on my facebook

and now I will open it up to all of my readers too

I will give a FREE 30 minute reading

this could be in person, on the phone, through IM, or by email

If you choose to request this,... you must do so with an open heart and mind

If you are not open I will be unable to read you

The Cards I use are not Tarot

They are Arch Angel Oracle cards

They send messages of love, peace, and hope,....

With your desire they can help heal what holds you back

In 90% of the readings I am just confirming what your deepest self already knows to be true

I am a God loving, angel believing mystic who is guided by the Divine White light of God, in hopes to help you on your journey and bring you closer to yourself, so you too can hear, understand and believe what guidance you already receive.

I do not pretend to know the future, and if I don't know, I will say so

Everything I feel and see comes directly from you and your guardian angels.

So with that,...

I am exposed,...and if you don't like it, don't read me

If you would like to receive this gift

I would be more than happy to give it to you

1st~ leave a comment on how you would like to get your reading

( you can contact me with personal contact information by email, sassypantsfreckleface@yahoo.com)

2nd~ Once you have had your reading, post a blog on it & link up

(or leave a comment if you don't have a blog)

3rd~ Let go and embrace what you might hear

This offer is open From Today November 2nd to November 25th

So there you have it,...

Does the Spirit move you?

Come on,....

So I am working on my 1st Giveaway

and it is very different than all of the others,,...

No shipping needed,..

Any guesses???

Stay tuned

Happy Haunting

So There you have it!

Just in case you were wondering what my kiddos are going to be for Halloween,..

A Butterfly Fairy

A Fashion Ballerina Kitty

A Tiger

&

A Pea Pod

I will be a Witch as usual :0)

HAPPY HAUNTING!!!